Paris Hilton was there recording her album when we were recording. She’s always had these amazing cars, and I was very jealous. She ate Dave’s birthday cake. It was Dave’s birthday, and he got this cake, and he walks into the lounge and she was eating it, just looking at him. He’s like ‘Hello.That’s My crappy Vegan birthday cake. ‘
Jade Puget (via iheldafallingstar)

80% of my friendships on tumblr

  1. me: we should talk more!
  2. them: yeah we should!
  3. both: *never talks to each other again*
funnyorwtf:

Dog Worship vs. Cat Worship
thewomanfromitaly:

anukii:

uniquelyevil:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

Fuck no

Oh shittttt

DON’T DO THIS TO ME NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME AGAIN AND I WILL LOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT
dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.
draculahs